Friday, August 31, 2007

Recent Transfer

As you might have not noticed, I have transferred the blog to http://arcislogos.wordpress.com/


This serves to inform all hypothetical and real readers of this blog that I will no longer exclusively write at this blog. Thank you.

The entries here have been deleted and thus transferred to the new site.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

An Introduction to Jewishism

[Bat-fuck Insane Entry]


That's right, people. Tonight, I introduce you to the societal group that you've heard so much about, yet you probably don't really know anything other than the fact that Adolf "Chuckles" Hitler tried to kill them all. In reality, Hitler wanted to kill them all because they were a threat to global security, not because of race or religion. Astounding, hm?


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Jewishism is the father religion of modern monotheism, and it is usually misspelled as "Judaism." (I assure you, reader, that the so-called "historicistians" of the modern world are actually Christian agents out to wipe their religion's history from the planet.) With that said, it would be helpful to slot in a bit of history.

Jewishism came from the Israelites from, well, Israel, and it is based on the Bible and the Talmud. The main man of Jewishism is Jebus H. Christian, also known as "Jebus;" this man is not to be confused with Jesus H. Christ, who was a ripoff and a scam. Like most religions, they believe that they are Ghawd's chosen people, and are extremely assertive of this divine right, often to the point where they openly refuse to be subjugated or integrated into the society of lesser human beings, e.g. anyone who is not a Jew.

Recently, or more accurately, for the entirety of history, Jews have been claiming the rights to every patch of land they tread upon, be it Israel, Palestine, America, or even Starbucks. As such, they are present at every culture's history.


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Take for example the Jewistic combat techniques. There are three forms whose names are likely to be familiar to the average reader due to modern historicistial lies, and these three forms are called Jew-do, Nin-Jewtsu, and Jew-Jitsu. One might object that these forms are Asian in origin, but I assure you, those are lies.

Lies.

Anyway, a Jew who has successfully mastered at least one of the forms is called a NinJew, a very dangerous individual.


A NinJew in fighting form III, the Talmud.

Indeed, in their warrior circles, they are referred to as Semites, which means "those who smite" in English; this is why Hitler wanted to exterminate the Jews - because of their dangerous nature. The Semites were the evil ones, and the Anti-Semites were trying to protect us all. Sadly, they failed. At present, the Israeli MOSSAD employs Ninjews to their ends.

It is interesting to note that Jewistic martial arts are unique from others in the sense that in lieu of harming an opponent with direct skill, it usually harms using sheer numbers or attacks on one's disposition.

For example, a traditional Jew-Jitsu move is to throw a coin in the enemy's direction, and the enemy would be trampled to death by the stamped of Jews chasing the coin. Another move would be to simply throw cash into the air, allowing the NinJew to do whatever he wishes whilst the opponent is busy being happy. Be wary, though; if a Jew is sufficiently mad, he just might throw his trademark hat to your face. His charged, razor-sharp iridium-alloy ceramic hat, that is.


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In the Capitalist world of today, Jewishism has overtaken almost all profitable markets in an effort to fund their schemes of world domination.


In the coffee industry, they have He-Brew: The drink that keeps you kosher!
In the softdrink industry, they have Mountain Jew, that dangerous green drink we all love!
Expectedly, they have Orange Jews.


And to think that almost every parent markets it to be healthy.

Steven Spielberg even created a movie illustrating the ferocious nature of Jews, named "Jews"


Fucking scary, man.



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The Jews are everywhere, and no, they're not being persecuted at all. It's all a sham. I'll tell you right now their best kept secret since that piece of rock came down from Mt. Sinus. This will incriminate them for good. It's..

*gets impaled by a Star of David NinJew Star*

Ho-hum.


......Anyway. Remember, it's Jewishism, and it's fan-fucking-tastically dangerous. Just look at what happened to me! NinJews watch our every move. Hitler save us.